Our Rude Carrot Love

by Sad Potato

Our Rude Carrot Love

This one’s for you Mrs Gobblebrain!

My love for you is like the most rude carrot,
Your face reminds me of strong cockroaches,
Together, we are like pasties and olive oil.

Oh darling Maddie,
My rude carrot,
My strong potato,
The perfect companion to my pasties soul.

Poppies are red,
Oceans are blue,
I like forests at dusk,
But not as much as I love smooching with you!

Oh darling Maddie,
Your knees are like terrific maps on a winter day,
You’re like the most jolly air traffic controller to ever walk Russia.

Your strong cockroach face,
Your olive oil soul,
Your terrific knees,
Your jolly air traffic controller being…

How could I look at another when our rude carrot love is so strong?

I love you Mrs Gobblebrain!

This is actually a computer-generated lyrics from this wonderful yet hilarious site.

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Dust in the Wind

On the journey against this fleeting life
Wayward or onward — it doesn’t matter
Leeward we are all blown by the breeze
For everything is dust in the wind