Our Rude Carrot Love

by Sad Potato

Our Rude Carrot Love

This one’s for you Mrs Gobblebrain!

My love for you is like the most rude carrot,
Your face reminds me of strong cockroaches,
Together, we are like pasties and olive oil.

Oh darling Maddie,
My rude carrot,
My strong potato,
The perfect companion to my pasties soul.

Poppies are red,
Oceans are blue,
I like forests at dusk,
But not as much as I love smooching with you!

Oh darling Maddie,
Your knees are like terrific maps on a winter day,
You’re like the most jolly air traffic controller to ever walk Russia.

Your strong cockroach face,
Your olive oil soul,
Your terrific knees,
Your jolly air traffic controller being…

How could I look at another when our rude carrot love is so strong?

I love you Mrs Gobblebrain!

This is actually a computer-generated lyrics from this wonderful yet hilarious site.

Afternoon of March

Today is a malaise from hopes and dreams
I come and write a series of Ennui:
Freud, chemistry, and Headrush

Maman opened the gates to Outworld
Soundwaves flowing outward after my ears
Bass and treble lose its wry intension

Dry leaves fall; dry floors do not
I am bereft; I am wet
I am cold; I am warm
I am sick; I am not

Cry, Maman, weep the tree of gold
Poppy will give us bread otherwise
I will desist the waves from resounding…

till the room be as quiet as Solitude.

To Whom We Write

To whom we write:

to the clarion whispers left unsaid
to the forsaken souls left unawares
to the lives left deadened and exploited
to every child whom we would never see

to let them feel the world’s embrace
the wonders of this intelligent design
that they must not be left

forsaken
unsaid
deadened
and exploited

that tomorrow shall yield another day
which that day marks the Emancipation
of everyone—of to whom we write.

 

Constantly Adrift

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To and fro I stumble and go astray
Westward, leeward and wayward
Waiting for an opportune chance
Only to find myself adrift amid.

Pushed and pulled by outward forces,
Yet the inward preempts stature:
An entropy within an entropy
Adrift by the sea, adrift by the soul

Whence the waves come is a query
Whence the discordant din a mystery
The origin of tumult and disquietude
Is it within or without?

Reclusio Perpetua

I have stopped to think the envies of life
As a destitute I have seen the worsts of all:
Poverty, moral depravity, darkness beyond measure
Though I would regard much about it no more
Had once desired idle idylls which bore no value:

Enclose the eyes that sees nothing but vanity
Cover the ears that hears none but blarings
Desist against the fragrance of decadence
Conceal the tongue that is the means to debauchery
Find the self a recluse deprived of outward stimulus

And thus to feel, at last, the essence of existence:
The meaning of life—the greatest mystery!
That is but the inward feeling of solitude and certitude:
“I am for nothing but the world and the world is but myself!”